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1. Smoked? 2. Drank alcohol? 3. Cried when someone died? 4. Been drunk? 5. Had sex? 6. Been to a concert? 7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob? 8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob? 9. Been verbally/ sexually harassed? 10. Verbally/ sexually harassed somebody?
PRECENTAGE SO FAR: 94% 11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up? 12. Laughed so hard you cried? 13. Cheated on a boyfriend/ girlfriend before? 14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/ girlfriend? 15. Been to prom? 16. Cried at school? 17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store? 18. Went streaking? 19. Given or received a lap dance? 20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85% 21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over? 22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house? 23. Kissed a stranger? 24. Hugged a stranger? 25. Went scuba diving? 26. Driven a car? 27. Gotten an x-ray? 28. Hit by a car? 29. Had a party? 30. Done serious drugs?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79% 31. Played strip poker/darts? 32. Got paid to strip for someone? 33. Ran away from home? 34. Broken a bone? 35. Eaten sushi? 36. Bought porn? 37. Watched porn? 38. Made a porn? 39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex? 40. Been in love?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74% 41. French kissed? 42. Laughed so hard you couldnt breathe? 43. Cried yourself to sleep? 44. Laughed yourself to sleep? 45. Stabbed yourself? 46. Shot a gun? 47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day? 48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours? 49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours? 50. Watched an animal die?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66% 51. Watched a person die? 52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present? 53. Pranked somebody? 54. Put somebody in the hospital? 55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out? 56. Kissed somebody of the same sex? 57. Dressed punk? 58. Dressed goth? 59. Dressed preppy? 60. Been to a motocross race?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 60% 61. Avoided somebody? 62. Been stalked? 63. Stalked someone? 64. Met a celebrity? 65. Played an instrument? 66. Ridden a horse? 67. Cut yourself? 68. Bungee jumped? 69. Ding dong ditched somebody? 70. Been to a wild party?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 52% 71. Got caught stealing something? 72. played spin the bottle? 73. Stolen a boyfriend/ girlfriend from a friend? 74. Went out with your friend's crush? 75. Got arrested? 76. Been pregnant? 77. Babysat? 78. Been to another country? 79. Started your house on fire? 80. Had an encounter with a ghost?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 45% 81. had a sexual thought about someone? 82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by? 83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex? 84. Had a boyfriend/ girlfriend for over 3 months? 85. Sat on your butt all day? 86. gotten told u have a nice butt? 87. Had a job? 88. Gotten cut from a sports team? 89. Been called a whore? 90. Danced like a whore?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 37% 91. Been mistaken for a celebrity? 92. Been in a car accident? 93. Been told you have beautiful eyes? 94. Been told you have beautiful hair? 95. Raped somebody? 96. Danced in the rain? 97. Been rejected 98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying? 99. Punched someone/ slapped someone in the face? 100. Been raped?
-- Homophobia is GAY! - They still sound like the same guys to me. Man I would hope were still the same guys! Can you imagine what a bummer itd be if we werent? -Jaret - Their kids will have 11 toes...oh wait...nevermind. -Jessi
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"You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?"
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Homophobia is GAY!
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They still sound like the same guys to me. Man I would hope were still the same guys! Can you imagine what a bummer itd be if we werent? -Jaret
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Their kids will have 11 toes...oh wait...nevermind. -Jessi
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98% of teenagers have 98% in their signature. If you are one of the 2% that don't, paste this in--oh WAIT
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If you find another galaxy far from here, with more room to fly, just leave me your stardust to remember you by...
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There are no victories in all our histories without love
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98% of teenagers have 98% in their signature. If you are one of the 2% that don't, paste this in--oh WAIT
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98% of teenagers have 98% in their signature. If you are one of the 2% that don't, paste this in--oh WAIT
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